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February 01, 2014 - - - 7:01 a.m.

Baking Soda

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Today we express our lack of appreciation for a few wackaloons, whoever they are, who are sending envelopes with baking soda in them to publicly noticeable people. Yeah, I know, baking soda is harmless, but it looks similar to certain types of dangerous stuff until you test it. The gag is sorta like sending in a false fire alarm. It activates the emergency service system and ends up costing the public treasury a bundle.

Yesterday warmed up nicely and nothing else happened. It looks like nothing's gonna happen again today, except it's the first day of the new month so I've gotta remember to flip a few calendars over.

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