Oh by the way, folks,
Today we observe the migration of Loof Lirpa birds. They're rather dangerous unless treated with care. As everyone knows by now, Loof Lirpa is April Fool spelled backwards.
Speaking of April Fool, everything I can think of has been done so many times nothing's worth doing any more.
Claiming to have converted to some totally opposite religion? Naw, old hat.
Turning the opener-tab on somebody's soft drink can around backwards so it won't open? Too well publicized, everybody knows it's gonna happen.
Emptying the tobacco out of somebody's cigarettes and putting them back into the pack? Nope, nobody smokes any more.
So I'll just spend my day laughing at gullible morons who are still trying to pull off stale old April Fool jokes that haven't worked in years.
Happy April Fool!
Signs of life