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April 14, 2014 - - - 6:06 a.m.

Satanic Temple

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Today we make fun of the Satanic Temple while simultaneously expressing our appreciation for them. Their religion is sorta half-backwards, half-upside-down, and half-flipped from Christianity.

Now, folks, Christianity is sorta half-backwards, half-upside-down, and half-flipped from reality. So if we can keep on repeating the half-backwards, half-upside-down, and half-flipped trick enough times, we may eventually return to reality. But don't count on it.

Yesterday church was the usual Palm Sunday hogwash. I just zoned out into a brain-dead stupor and somehow got through it with rather little memory of the whole ritual.

Then in the afternoon there was a Southern Maryland Secular Humanist meeting where we watched a few videos of Thomas Jefferson's views of religion.

And today it looks like nothing's gonna happen. Maybe I'll plant something or t'nother in Gordon the Garden.

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