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May 06, 2014 - - - 7:01 a.m.

Rudolph Valentino

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Today we celebrate the birthday of Rudolph Valentino, born in 1895. He was an actor.

Yesterday the delivery of the shelves to the chapel happened without a hitch. So I loaded up the chair that gets to move from the chapel to the parish hall, stopped by home to load up a buncha more stuff that goes up to the Grandiose May Fest Antiques And Junque Sale, and drove on up, unloaded it, and came back home.

Meanwhile, nothing else happened. Electric service burying and sidewalk installing hasn't started yet. Nothing's happening on the back street where they've put up the underground utility marker flags.

And then somebody told me how to convert somebody to your own religion. You take a box to church and have all the congregation members pray into the box. Then you gift-wrap up the box nice and pretty and give it to the person. When they open it, all the prayers will pop out and instantly convert the person.

Well, maybe it might not necessarily work as advertised, but have fun trying anyhow.

Today it looks like probably nothing's gonna happen.

Happy Converting!

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