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Today we celebrate a feast day in honor of C.S. Lewis. From what I understand, he hasn't been canonically elevated to sainthood yet, but hey, I'll take any excuse for a celebration!

Yesterday we did another funeral for a congregation member who's been valiantly and cheerfully bearing up under a lot of discomfort, healthwise, for several years. He was a cool dude and we all wanted him to live forever, but, as usual, our selfish wishes did not prevail.

And so today we spend the obligatory hour indulging our egotistical delusion that the invisible sky-zombie who secretly masterminds the whole universe will answer our beckon call.

And then this afternoon we're gonna get a crowd of congregation members together to rake the leaves out of the graveyard. I don't know why. If we don't rake them, the grass will grow slower and we won't hafta mow again as often next year.

I wonder if God is laughing himself giddy at how foolish we mortals doth indeed be.

Happy Laughing!

OrneryPest