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Today we commemorate the consecration of Lincoln Cathedral in 1092. It was the tallest building in Europe until 1549 when somebody used the wrong color of altar covers, which caused God to become emotionally disturbed so he sent a storm to destroy its central tower.

Yesterday we successfully completed our friend's funeral. Nothing much else happened.

After the funeral, it began pouring down rain so I didn't get the St Peters Chapel lawn mowed. It's gonna rain all day today. Maybe I'll get it mowed tomorrow, or maybe the congregation will just hafta hold their coffee hour in the jungle on Sunday.

Or if we can find the appropriate mystic incantation in our Book Of Common Prayer, maybe we can get God to send a team of angels down to mow it.

Happy Friday!

OrneryPest