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November 26, 2014 - - - 6:46 a.m.

Tina Turner

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Today we wish a fond Happy Birthday to Tina Turner, born in 1939. May she sing forever!

Yesterday was nice and gloomy. The tron undergrounders were merrily undergrounding trons, their yellow hazard lights merrily glowing through the gloom.

At one point a coupla motorcycle riders, quite likely drunk, decided to drag-race up the road. I was just thinking what would happen if one of them lost it and smacked into the big back-hoe tractor the tron undergrounders are using. They'll find out the hard way what kinda steel that 32-ton machine is made of.

Today the Wondrous Weather Website is gnosticating pouring-down rain all day. I don't expect to see the tron undergrounders undergrounding any trons.

And now I wanna ask all of you religion spastics who believe evolution does not exist because no new species of critter exists that has ever evolved within the span of human existence: Ever eaten carrots? Yes, you say? Well, then, you've eaten something you claim does not exist. Carrots have evolved from their wild ancestor within the span of human civilization.

Enjoy Your Carrots!

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