Oh by the way, folks,
Today we celebrate a feast day in honor of Saint Eligius, patron saint of metalworkers. In one merry tall tale, he was trying to shoe a horse but the horse kept kicking him, so he chopped off the horse's leg, shod it, and then magically reattached the leg. Sounds like a horseshit story to me!
And today is the First Sunday In Advent. We'll use purple altar covers for our obligatory three-headed sky-zombie hallucination orgy.
Signs of life