Oh by the way, folks,
Today we celebrate the birthday of Carlo Gesualdo, born in 1560. He was a music composer.
Yesterday nothing happened. The Wondrous Weather Website predicted rain, but we never got any.
Today nothing's gonna happen until this evening when we gotta go through the Annual Clock Setting Ritual. Whoever invented Daylight Savings Time is gonna go to hell and his punishment is gonna be to spend all of eternity setting clocks according to some arcane formula that nobody can ever figure out.
Happy Clock Setting!
Signs of life